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I experienced something rather unusual today. Being home alone, I put on some music and stretched out on the bed to relax and listen. As I lay there, I closed my eyes for a few moments, and soon after, I began to have that sensation of "falling in a void" that probably many of us are familiar with. ... Shortly after that, the sensation somehow transformed, and I realized that I was slowly feeling like I was flying. I didn't know exactly where I was headed, but I didn't feel scared; I was actually quite relaxed and calm. Somehow, my flight seemed to be taking me towards a light that became increasingly strong as I approached it, almost to the point where it was hard to look at it. I tried to focus my gaze to see better what that light represented and if it wasn't what I thought it was... was I heading towards Heaven?! ????

At that moment, I began to hear a man's voice that seemed to be addressing me. Then I woke up from my sleep and realized it was a YouTube ad that had stopped my music, and what I thought was my flight to heaven was just a dream, the strong light actually being the sunbeams that were coming through the window because the sun was setting and I had forgotten to draw the curtains.

This story is a work of fiction. I just wanted to see who would read it all the way to the end. If you're still here, thank you for your attention, and I hope you enjoyed my little story.

So I’m taking a hiatus from dating. The majority of dating sites are about men and women getting laid now. There’s no substance. You would think people wouldn’t be about superficial things but sadly they are. I don’t want to fool around anymore. I got a good report from the doctor. I have no STDs. That’s a freaking miracle of God. I want to keep it that way. I keep meeting men that just want sex. It’s not worth it to me anymore. You might be happy to know that I have dropped my boss altogether. He was just using me because once I told him no more sex he dodged my calls and text. He told me nothing was wrong. That’s what I hate about some people. Just tell me you just wanted sex for crying out loud. Don’t make me guess. Not sure I will live out my life single for the rest of my life but I’d rather do that than be a man’s pleasure toy or a petri dish of diseases. When I told my doctor’s office that I could have HIV they all wore masks. I was treated like an invalid. It was horrible. I don’t want that to be my life. I also dropped another man I was dating because same thing. He wanted sex on the first meeting. Then one of my childhood friends that I reconnected with…same thing. He told me I wanted you immediately after we reconnected. What’s wrong with these men? I guess I’m just at an age where they are h*rny 24/7. I am too but I don’t want it to be cheap anymore. Gonna just ignore all these game players now. Text me I’m ignoring you period. Doesn’t feel good when it’s done to you does it.

For the past few weeks, I have been planning what kind of decorations to get for my 40th birthday. With my list complete, I went online to buy it all. Luckily, they had everything I needed in stock, so it's been paid for and it's on its way soon. Everything is closed on Monday, so it'll be shipped out on Tuesday.

Now I need to find a costume to wear. The birthday is in the middle of June, so hopefully the weather allows me to wear something light. When I went to the US last year, I joked about wearing something Trump related, to which my aunt said "If you do that, you're out of the family", so I'm guessing that if I wear a Trump costume, it won't go down well.

I need to look for the perfect costume. One that just screams USA. I have some ideas, though. But for now, the decorations are secured. Next up: Food!

Married couples are more likely to get a divorce than single people.

The more you know

Here in Denmark, we have a little tradition in public schools, known as "throwing with caramel candies". Whenever 9th graders graduate, and go on to university or any other form of higher education, They dress up and go from class to class armed with caramel candy, and then the students throw a handful of them into the classroom.

It's a highlight of every school year, and a student can easily end up with over 100 pieces of caramel candy. I remember when it was my turn to do that, way back in 2001. I was sixteen back then, and I remember vividly buying a load of caramel candies, putting on a costume and roam the school halls with my classmates. We'd make a big spectacle out of it, making as much noise as possible. Whenever a student from one of the younger classes saw us, they would shriek, run into their classroom and yell "They're here!"

Some of my classmates were pretty evil. They would straight up launch the caramel candy into the classrooms, not caring if they hit a child in the head or in the eyes. Many injuries were sustained during this time. Mainly bruises and swollen arms. Nothing major.

It WAS a different time back then. Not as.. Sensitive as now. Back then we didn't have the amount of mental illnesses that we do today. Or if we did have them, we didn't really hear about them.

Anyway.. Once the shenanigans of the caramel candy was over, we'd gather in the main sports hall and get our diplomas. We'd get some refreshments, which usually was some candy and chips, and then we were sent on our way out of the school.

It's the one day that every student look forward to, because it's not a regular school day. No teaching takes place.

Students are encouraged to bring a spare set of pants, just in case some of the graduating students decided to target someone for what's known as pant water.

What is that, I hear you ask? Well.. I will tell you. If one of the graduating students got a hold of you, they'd put you in the nearest urinal and activate the water, soaking the pants of their victim.

However - it should be noted that it's done in good fun. To my knowledge, no child or adult has ever been angry about pant water, since it's been around since forever.

I loved my last day at elementary school.

A wife went with her husband to the zoo
The wife saw the monkey playing with his wife
She said to her husband
What a wonderful love story full of happiness
And when I went to the black cage
She saw the lion sitting far from his wife, silent
She said to her husband
What a tragic love story
Sad
He said to her: Her husband.
Throw this empty bottle towards
The lion s wife and see what he will do
When she threw it the lion became angry and shouted in defense of his wife
Attack the person who threw the bottle
so he said to her:
Throw the bottle at the monkey s wife
When she threw it the monkey left his wife
He runs away so that the bottle doesn t hit him
so he said to her:
Do not be deceived by what people appear in front of you
There are those who deceive people
With their false feelings
There are those who monitor his feelings
Inside their hearts full of love
Learn that
Isolated: not lacking in desires
A modest woman: she is not ignorant of fashion
Al-Karim: He does not hate money
But they are strong against themselves

If you put more sugar or milk in your coffee, while you are in a hotel than you do at home, then you are predisposed to spoilage
If you provide yourself with more food than you can eat at weddings and open buffets just because someone else will pay the bill then if you have the opportunity to eat public money, you will
If you usually skip people in queues you will have the possibility of climbing on the shoulders of others to gain power
If you consider that what you pick up from the street whether money or otherwise is your right then you have signs of thieves
If you care about knowing the last name instead of the first name then you are a racist and you are likely to help people simply because of their origins And also if you care about people not ideology and achievements
If you love a woman just because she does not cost you anything then you are definitely cheap and it is permissible to sell yourself to whoever will pay the price
If you usually exceed traffic lights, then you are prepared for all violations

Honesty is what you do between yourself and yourself not what you do in the presence of people

5 things men want from women in a relationship/marriage

1) Peace

One of the greatest things you can give a man is not your body but peace of mind

An atmosphere in which he will find happiness, a place where he can relax and think plan and reach his goal to conquer his world and achieve his goal in it without pressure, constant disturbance or problems

If you can't give him peace leave him to find someone who can

2) Understanding

He wants you to understand him

To understand his ability (financially for example) and manage with him and not let the demands exceed them

To understand his nature (temperament likes, dislikes) and know how to blend/flow with him peacefully

To understand his calling and know how to support him to achieve it not fight it

An understanding woman captivates the heart and kidneys of her man.

3) Encouragement

He may not say it but he looks to you for encouragement daily

Your words mean a lot to him

"Baby I know you're trying I love you

I see the sacrifice you are making for us and our future thank you

Baby you can do it you can get it done things may not be the way you want them to be right now but I m with you

Men love and cherish a woman who encourages them to succeed

4) Respect

Calm down the first one before you get insulted You yourself don t want respectv so what are we not saying?

No man wants to marry a second mother or an elder sister in a context of authority

Treat him with respect as he treats you

Talk to him respectfully (publicly and privately)

Respect and respect him as you would your pastor

5) Influence and sponsorship

A man wants his wife to be treated like a child but few admit that

Men also want to be spoiled and taken care of

He wants you to take care of him
Men are very weak in this area so most men do not joke with their mothers the first woman to take care of them

Be there for him to make sure he eats, even if you are not the one currently cooking for him still encourage him to eat

Remember: God may give us perfect wisdom to do the right things

Ok. So the case against Trump depends on their star witness. The defense is making Cohan a laughing stock. That call you made..YES!..uh..the one that the call log shows was 97 seconds long? After you were told Trump wasnt there? YES! So that is the one you talked about the election to Trump? YES! Is that another lie? yes....
What about the pod cast where you talked like a lunatic and how you were making a vendetta to get Trump no matter what..just because he left you behind and didn't carry to the White House and give you a plum position.
If this jury finds Trump guilty...it will be a bought and paid for rail road job. And show one doesnt need proof anymore in court cases.

Seriously, wtf is this shit anyways?????

They suit me at least lol