Humor Poems (1,868)

Bionic Fred. (A poem made by myself 20 years ago.)It's so far back I cannot recall what lead to me writing this, but it could have been because I was in a funny mood, with nothing more to do so though...

ModsRecently a poem of mine was deleted without explanation Not only is poetry a form art and self expression but historical documents giving reference t...

"World's Head Honchos Playing Hide-n-Seek!"This whimsical poem anthropomorphizes global organizations as players in a game of hide-and-seek, symbolizing the complexities and hidden actions of g...

Easy LivingWrote this 6-9-2023. I thought of writing something Rock off a scale of the days of yore of Rock! Perhaps something like a modern-day oldie with rock,...

Life is GreatAint life funny especially these days lol....

Are You Willing?Wrote this one 4-7-94. A real off the wall poem instead of a usual song, but when you look back almost 30 years later, you wonder what the Hell was I...

VegasI wrote this in 1973 in Florida...

Someone'sAbout sums up my day. ??...

think twiceI tried, no I didn't I wanted to, but I didn't I realized then I opened my eyes was gonna sing but the windows broke before I could yell out that...

English pluralsThese English rules......

Hold upJust having some fun with the word/term 'holdup'...;-D...

Southern SantaSanta's equivalent...

Horse jokesThere's something about horses.....

All you needok I'm idle, writing some rhyme, I should be writing about spring!...

Forest is going to HeavenFORREST GUMP goes to HEAVEN The day finally arrived when Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself....

When Cupid gets Drunk* Luckily, he missed! (I had fun writing this).....

CIRCLES OF LIFERemembering cs 12 years ago When Steven Curtess got some of our poems published in a book. All with permission of course. Grand poet he was....

Go Ask AliceTo Lewis Carroll...

My Remembering Ability Is Aging!!!As we age we tend to lose our ability to keep up with some certain things as human not because we are clueless or careless but because nature can't be...

Silly RhymeJust having fun with rhymes.......

Some Things Rhyme With Orange!* A hill near Abergavenny (in Wales), popular with hang gliders ** An English surname....note: any resemblance, to any person (living or dead), i...

Poet"s cornerIt concerns our poet"s corner-The way I see some poets on our Poet"s corner .. I tried to write with humor and a little bit of irony))) sometimes it'...

my life's essentialssenryu...

Words Of Love Act: 1I sketched this down in 12/93. This is one of three I came across....

Be real: Ace Poet Part 2Original lcbr poem (edited slightly)....from the blogs....(A bit of shameless self-promotion!)...

The blogs are okAn original lcbr poem, (from the blogs).........

The Old CodgerI talk to the old codger But he's an old dodger As sly as a wisp of smoke In due proportions Not gross distortions I now beseech You old bloke...

PythagorasThe marvel of the Ancient Greeks.... The term pi, was not used by Pythagoras, at the time...(hence the inverted commas)....But it amounts to the SA...

Animal jokesBrighten your day...

It's time for you to showThis goes out to Lori ,my high Noon poker partner ...by the way you're Wanted...500 jeans Reward And also to my fans ..extended version!...

Why?Why?, Why? does there need to be an answer to existence, Why not exist? No one knows, where we go, where this all goes, if we could only stop lookin...

Venting!And the cost of living is rising faster than the tide, We have no control, just along for the ride, I can’t go on holiday, I can’t go away, I can...

ListI've decided to write my bucket list......... 1. Mop bucket Thats it!...